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Author:  bruce 1 [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:34 am ]
Post subject:  Home Security system

Subject: FW: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM








HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used
size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of
Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour..

Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell with all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.



Cooter

Author:  nitro_mudder [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Home Security system

Bruce first, quit spying on me, second, they are american Bulldogs. Like pits on juice :twisted:

Author:  bruce 1 [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Home Security system

nitro_mudder wrote:
Bruce first, quit spying on me, second, they are american Bulldogs. Like pits on juice :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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