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| Author: | bruce 1 [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Home Security system |
Subject: FW: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell with all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter |
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| Author: | nitro_mudder [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Home Security system |
Bruce first, quit spying on me, second, they are american Bulldogs. Like pits on juice |
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| Author: | bruce 1 [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Home Security system |
nitro_mudder wrote: Bruce first, quit spying on me, second, they are american Bulldogs. Like pits on juice |
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